Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Tina Fey, You Get Mad PROPS!!!!
You know, I have never been a fan of SNL. Hell, I don't even know what that show is about half the time. I usually just hear about it the week after it's over and someone's recounting a funny skit they saw (that I wouldn't understand anyway, being black and all.) But Tina, Tina, Tina. Tina Fey has been on fire for the last three weeks in a row as she continues to bring her now infamous impersonation of Gov. Sarah Palin on the show over and over, each time to higher ratings. The one, I just couldn't pass up.
Saturday, 4 October 2008
I Totally Disagree With This But It Was Too Just Too Funny (Palin vs. Biden)
The VP Debate: She Won Fersure, Also
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Well, darnit all, if that dadgum girl (wink, wink) didn't beat the tarnation out of Joe Biden. Maverick Sarah Palin fersure surpassed expectations and said everything under the sun, also. And Biden smiled and smiled.
Palin is a populist pro. She hit all the notes that resonate with non-elite Americans: family (Hi Mom and Dad!), "Can I call ya Joe?" personal responsibility, Wall Street greed, children with special needs. Her most effective technique was speaking directly to the American people and letting Joe know that's what she was gonna do, doggonit.
Stylistically, she used the language of the people to great effect. And, you know what? If you want to know what the American people care about, you can go to a kid's soccer game on Saturday and ask parents how they feel, and "I'll betcha you're going to hear some fear."
I'll have to go to the transcript to figure out what Palin actually said and try to figure out whose facts were right. But there's no question: She won the debate on popularity. She did her homework, studied hard, and delivered with spunk. Still, I had the uneasy feeling throughout that I was witnessing a data dump from a very appealing droid. Even the winks and jaw juts seemed slightly programmed. And the question remains: Is she ready to be president should the need arise?
P.S. I was gonna stop here but this one's even better.
Joe, and Sarah Six-Pack
By Dana Milbank
Friday, October 3, 2008; Page A03
ST. LOUIS, Oct. 2 This week, Sarah Palin gave a curious rationale for her candidacy. "It's time," the Republican vice presidential nominee said, "that normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency."
When she took the stage Thursday night here at Washington University for the vice presidential debate, Sarah Six-Pack all but popped open a cold one. Wearing a glittery flag pin on her jacket, she blew a kiss toward the audience. She gave a wave that Tina Fey would probably describe as adorable. Then she regarded her Democratic foe, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
"Nice to meet you," Palin told Joe Biden. "Hey, can I call you Joe?"
"You can call me Joe," the senator obliged.
"Okay, thanks," she said brightly.
"Thank you," Biden replied.
"Thank you," she told him again. "Thank you, Gwen," she told moderator Gwen Ifill. "Thank you, thank you, thank you," she told nobody in particular.
It was going to be a long evening.
Palin's intellectual fitness had been put into question by her disastrous interview with Katie Couric, which was filled with panicked silences, flustered non-answers and even a promise to get back to the interviewer with more information. But when Palin took the stage with Biden last night for what may have been the most public IQ test ever administered, she had no problem meeting the exceptionally low expectations. She had talking points adequate to fill the 90 seconds on the various topics Ifill tossed her way, and often forced Biden to defend Barack Obama.
On the other hand, it wasn't exactly a confidence-builder. Palin, in her 90 minutes on the stage Thursday night, left the firm impression that she is indeed ready to lead the nation -- with an unnerving mixture of platitudes and cute, folksy phrases that poured from her lips even when they bore no relation to the questions asked.
"Let's commit ourselves just everyday American people, Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation," she proposed when asked about the mortgage crisis.
"I want to go back to the energy plan," she said when asked about the federal bailout plan.
"I want to talk about, again, my record on energy," she said when asked about bankruptcy.
Biden grew frustrated. "If you notice, Gwen, the governor did not answer the question."
Replied Sarah Six-Pack: "I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people."
And, indeed, she stared into the camera, largely ignoring Ifill, Biden and the audience.
On occasion, she unilaterally revised policy for John McCain, as when she said Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "is not one whom we can allow to acquire nuclear energy, nuclear weapons." At other times, her answers defied comprehension, as when Ifill asked about her trigger for using nuclear weapons. "Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet, so those dangerous regimes, again, cannot be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons, period," she answered.
Iffy, but not the alarming sort of answers she gave Couric on CBS. Then, Palin couldn't identify what newspapers or magazines she reads, couldn't cite a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe v. Wade, or any regulatory effort McCain had supported. Asked to name a favorite vice president, she cited Geraldine Ferraro.
In the canned debate format, Palin's platitudes held up better than under Couric's follow-up questions. "Oh yeah, it's so obvious I'm a Washington outsider," she said with a shy grin when Ifill asked about putting troops in Darfur. "And someone just not used to the way you guys operate." Asked about the possibility that she would assume the presidency if the president died in office, she found herself saying, "I think we need a little bit of reality from Wasilla Main Street there, brought to Washington, D.C."
When Ifill said she was changing the subject to foreign policy, Palin tilted her head to the side, gave a slight shrug and made a wary grin. Still, even then, she was able to fill up all 90 seconds of her allotted response time. "Um, your plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq," she told Biden in a playground taunt. "You guys opposed the 'surge.' "
Smiling through entire sentences, she was relentlessly folksy and unafraid of the trite. The credit squeeze, she said, is "affecting Main Streeters like me." On Middle East policy: "I'm so encouraged to know that we both love Israel."
Predatory mortgages a problem? "Darn right," she said. Tax relief? "Darn right."
Ifill asked Palin if there were any campaign promises she would have to scale back because of the financial crisis. "How long have I been at this?" Palin shot back. "Like, five weeks?"
When backed into uncomfortable terrain, such as defending the Bush administration's economic record, she exploded into cliche and non sequitur: "Say it ain't so, Joe. There you go again pointing backwards again. . . . Now doggone it, let's look ahead." Before finishing her answer, she mentioned her "brother, who I think is the best schoolteacher in the year, and here's a shout-out to all those third-graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School, you get extra credit for watching the debate."
"Everybody gets extra credit tonight," the moderator assured Sarah Six-Pack. "We're going to move on to the next question."
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Well, darnit all, if that dadgum girl (wink, wink) didn't beat the tarnation out of Joe Biden. Maverick Sarah Palin fersure surpassed expectations and said everything under the sun, also. And Biden smiled and smiled.
Palin is a populist pro. She hit all the notes that resonate with non-elite Americans: family (Hi Mom and Dad!), "Can I call ya Joe?" personal responsibility, Wall Street greed, children with special needs. Her most effective technique was speaking directly to the American people and letting Joe know that's what she was gonna do, doggonit.
Stylistically, she used the language of the people to great effect. And, you know what? If you want to know what the American people care about, you can go to a kid's soccer game on Saturday and ask parents how they feel, and "I'll betcha you're going to hear some fear."
I'll have to go to the transcript to figure out what Palin actually said and try to figure out whose facts were right. But there's no question: She won the debate on popularity. She did her homework, studied hard, and delivered with spunk. Still, I had the uneasy feeling throughout that I was witnessing a data dump from a very appealing droid. Even the winks and jaw juts seemed slightly programmed. And the question remains: Is she ready to be president should the need arise?
P.S. I was gonna stop here but this one's even better.
Joe, and Sarah Six-Pack
By Dana Milbank
Friday, October 3, 2008; Page A03
ST. LOUIS, Oct. 2 This week, Sarah Palin gave a curious rationale for her candidacy. "It's time," the Republican vice presidential nominee said, "that normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency."
When she took the stage Thursday night here at Washington University for the vice presidential debate, Sarah Six-Pack all but popped open a cold one. Wearing a glittery flag pin on her jacket, she blew a kiss toward the audience. She gave a wave that Tina Fey would probably describe as adorable. Then she regarded her Democratic foe, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
"Nice to meet you," Palin told Joe Biden. "Hey, can I call you Joe?"
"You can call me Joe," the senator obliged.
"Okay, thanks," she said brightly.
"Thank you," Biden replied.
"Thank you," she told him again. "Thank you, Gwen," she told moderator Gwen Ifill. "Thank you, thank you, thank you," she told nobody in particular.
It was going to be a long evening.
Palin's intellectual fitness had been put into question by her disastrous interview with Katie Couric, which was filled with panicked silences, flustered non-answers and even a promise to get back to the interviewer with more information. But when Palin took the stage with Biden last night for what may have been the most public IQ test ever administered, she had no problem meeting the exceptionally low expectations. She had talking points adequate to fill the 90 seconds on the various topics Ifill tossed her way, and often forced Biden to defend Barack Obama.
On the other hand, it wasn't exactly a confidence-builder. Palin, in her 90 minutes on the stage Thursday night, left the firm impression that she is indeed ready to lead the nation -- with an unnerving mixture of platitudes and cute, folksy phrases that poured from her lips even when they bore no relation to the questions asked.
"Let's commit ourselves just everyday American people, Joe Six-Pack, hockey moms across the nation," she proposed when asked about the mortgage crisis.
"I want to go back to the energy plan," she said when asked about the federal bailout plan.
"I want to talk about, again, my record on energy," she said when asked about bankruptcy.
Biden grew frustrated. "If you notice, Gwen, the governor did not answer the question."
Replied Sarah Six-Pack: "I may not answer the questions that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people."
And, indeed, she stared into the camera, largely ignoring Ifill, Biden and the audience.
On occasion, she unilaterally revised policy for John McCain, as when she said Iran's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad "is not one whom we can allow to acquire nuclear energy, nuclear weapons." At other times, her answers defied comprehension, as when Ifill asked about her trigger for using nuclear weapons. "Nuclear weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people in too many parts of our planet, so those dangerous regimes, again, cannot be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons, period," she answered.
Iffy, but not the alarming sort of answers she gave Couric on CBS. Then, Palin couldn't identify what newspapers or magazines she reads, couldn't cite a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe v. Wade, or any regulatory effort McCain had supported. Asked to name a favorite vice president, she cited Geraldine Ferraro.
In the canned debate format, Palin's platitudes held up better than under Couric's follow-up questions. "Oh yeah, it's so obvious I'm a Washington outsider," she said with a shy grin when Ifill asked about putting troops in Darfur. "And someone just not used to the way you guys operate." Asked about the possibility that she would assume the presidency if the president died in office, she found herself saying, "I think we need a little bit of reality from Wasilla Main Street there, brought to Washington, D.C."
When Ifill said she was changing the subject to foreign policy, Palin tilted her head to the side, gave a slight shrug and made a wary grin. Still, even then, she was able to fill up all 90 seconds of her allotted response time. "Um, your plan is a white flag of surrender in Iraq," she told Biden in a playground taunt. "You guys opposed the 'surge.' "
Smiling through entire sentences, she was relentlessly folksy and unafraid of the trite. The credit squeeze, she said, is "affecting Main Streeters like me." On Middle East policy: "I'm so encouraged to know that we both love Israel."
Predatory mortgages a problem? "Darn right," she said. Tax relief? "Darn right."
Ifill asked Palin if there were any campaign promises she would have to scale back because of the financial crisis. "How long have I been at this?" Palin shot back. "Like, five weeks?"
When backed into uncomfortable terrain, such as defending the Bush administration's economic record, she exploded into cliche and non sequitur: "Say it ain't so, Joe. There you go again pointing backwards again. . . . Now doggone it, let's look ahead." Before finishing her answer, she mentioned her "brother, who I think is the best schoolteacher in the year, and here's a shout-out to all those third-graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School, you get extra credit for watching the debate."
"Everybody gets extra credit tonight," the moderator assured Sarah Six-Pack. "We're going to move on to the next question."
Friday, 19 September 2008
My Letter to the Obama Campaign
Okay. First off let me start by saying that I am a definite Obama supporter and my family and I are doing all we know how to get everyone connected and voting in this election. So with that out of the way, let me get to the real reason of why I'm sending this email (and it's kinda long, sorry.)
I don't know if you guys will really read this or not, but I hope someone does because I have a concern that I don't believe anyone else in Washington is listening to. I'm a 22 year old black college graduate that was born with Cerebal Palsy, currently living in Maryland and interning with the federal government, specifically in the ODEP department, which is what brought my attention to this issue, though I have been thinking about it for a while.
I'm writing because I would like to know why Senator (and future President) Barack Obama seems like he's not touching a fairly significant slice of the voting population. Of all the minorities and demographics represented in the whole of the United States today, I truly believe that within all of the different mixes we have in this country, the one part that's left out the most are the people with disabilities, and I'm talking SPECIFICALLY about younger people with disabilities. Those in the 18-40 range like myself. I know that Obama and McCain talk about disability and health, they like everyone else I've heard, tend to focus on veterans, and the elderly, which makes good sense they are a significant portion of the vote. But just like what Palin was attempting to do when she accepting the nomination, why won't anyone look towards the other spectrum of that issue? Disability is one of those things that for some reason, just tends to have an age slant on it, and it seems like we're getting left out of the discussion.
I come from a family that is fairly well-off (through hard work, I assure you as we're all black) and as a black, gay, young man living with CP, it's hard enough trying to convince an employer that you're competent enough to find work. Yet, for some reason, the unemployment rate of qualified individuals with varying disabilities remains around 66-70%. Like myself, these people are still expected to work, pay taxes and contribute, yet we're not able to ask for a job (since not even McDonald's would hire me, quoting I wouldn't be able to perform the functions on the job, being in a manual wheelchair) and now we won't a say in the elections either? It doesn't seem right.
And as one of the biggest minority groups in America, with over 45 million Americans having one form of a documented disability or another, it's a large slice of the pie that Obama just seems to be ignoring. If you would consider that fact, think of how many people either have the disability or know someone, either personally through another connection, who has a disability, I just see the slice getting bigger and bigger. And this is something that I wish he would address.
Again, I don't know if you guys would even read or consider this, but as a young person who just moved here to DC, (I'm from North Carolina but I couldn't stay there since you have to have a car to get around, and I can't drive) looking for a job, it's an issue that is VERY real and VERY relevent.
Even if this never makes to the Senator's eyes, to whoever is reading, know I am supporting your efforts and I working my hardest to ensure that we have an Obama/Biden ticket in 2009.
God Bless.
D'Arcee.
I don't know if you guys will really read this or not, but I hope someone does because I have a concern that I don't believe anyone else in Washington is listening to. I'm a 22 year old black college graduate that was born with Cerebal Palsy, currently living in Maryland and interning with the federal government, specifically in the ODEP department, which is what brought my attention to this issue, though I have been thinking about it for a while.
I'm writing because I would like to know why Senator (and future President) Barack Obama seems like he's not touching a fairly significant slice of the voting population. Of all the minorities and demographics represented in the whole of the United States today, I truly believe that within all of the different mixes we have in this country, the one part that's left out the most are the people with disabilities, and I'm talking SPECIFICALLY about younger people with disabilities. Those in the 18-40 range like myself. I know that Obama and McCain talk about disability and health, they like everyone else I've heard, tend to focus on veterans, and the elderly, which makes good sense they are a significant portion of the vote. But just like what Palin was attempting to do when she accepting the nomination, why won't anyone look towards the other spectrum of that issue? Disability is one of those things that for some reason, just tends to have an age slant on it, and it seems like we're getting left out of the discussion.
I come from a family that is fairly well-off (through hard work, I assure you as we're all black) and as a black, gay, young man living with CP, it's hard enough trying to convince an employer that you're competent enough to find work. Yet, for some reason, the unemployment rate of qualified individuals with varying disabilities remains around 66-70%. Like myself, these people are still expected to work, pay taxes and contribute, yet we're not able to ask for a job (since not even McDonald's would hire me, quoting I wouldn't be able to perform the functions on the job, being in a manual wheelchair) and now we won't a say in the elections either? It doesn't seem right.
And as one of the biggest minority groups in America, with over 45 million Americans having one form of a documented disability or another, it's a large slice of the pie that Obama just seems to be ignoring. If you would consider that fact, think of how many people either have the disability or know someone, either personally through another connection, who has a disability, I just see the slice getting bigger and bigger. And this is something that I wish he would address.
Again, I don't know if you guys would even read or consider this, but as a young person who just moved here to DC, (I'm from North Carolina but I couldn't stay there since you have to have a car to get around, and I can't drive) looking for a job, it's an issue that is VERY real and VERY relevent.
Even if this never makes to the Senator's eyes, to whoever is reading, know I am supporting your efforts and I working my hardest to ensure that we have an Obama/Biden ticket in 2009.
God Bless.
D'Arcee.
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