Hmmm where to start? I'm feeling in a fairly reflexive mood right now so I figured I'd just go back over some old stuff and mix in in the with the new. I'm remembering about the first Marcus when I was in New York with my cousin Dale. Mmmm he was really pretty and a really awesome dancer, and he was sooo not stuck up about it which made him even sexier! (Huh, I wonder what he's doing nowadays, as I truly have no clue. Last I heard like two years ago, he was involved with that International Tour of Tarzan, but I figure he's moved on from that). He was really great, and the things he was saying to me made me feel like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct!!!! :) Ahhhh Marcus #1.
#2: Was the Pembroke Marcus I met with Tracy that one evening, and he's really cool. I used to think his hair was so iconic, and I was so jealous of the fact he had it and didn't even know it! He used to kill me saying that he didn't know how he got his hair it just grew out that way and I'm like, "some people have to pay hundreds of dollars to get it to look like that!" I was so jealous. He's a good guy though. I know that he and Tracy must've been together for like, a year now. I'm expecting that BABY BUMP sometime in the future, especially with the way the were carrying on the last time I was down in the Broke....lol. Ahhhh Marcus #2. You are missed.
#3: This one is a little more recent. He was a co-worker in my VETS office where I work, (I may have mentioned him a time or two before because he used to freak me the hell out!) and he was very strange. Everyone in the office practically agrees with me. Even though I started working for VETS back in October, I didn't actually have a full on conversation with Marcus until like March. And even then, it was right after Dawn's baby shower, where he was like, "Cake? I don't do...cake" And it was very odd. He used to scare the crap out of me because when he looked at you it was like, he wanted to completely devour you on the spot. I'm talking like Violator-Spawn type of swallowing. No removal of clothes, no time to think about it, just unhinge the jaw and swallow. Yeah. That crazy. I was with Keisha the other day (and I'll have to do a seperate post on THAT issue) and we were laughing about how crazy Marcuse was because she was like, being in a relationship with Marcus was like being married to the mob, and once you got in, there was NO WAY out. But I brought him up because even though he scared the bejesus out of me, he is simultaneously my hero. He came back to the office after coming back from Iowa (I mean, really Iowa! Who's there?) and basically told us all that he quit. He. Was. Done. He was like, "I got enough money for the rest of my life, to never have to work again, and I'm going to spend the next fifty years doing whatever the hell I want from now on. So peace out." Basically. I was freakin' awesome. I'm like, "can you teach me what YOU know? I wanna say that to MY boss!"
#4: This is the most recent Marcus to have showed up. He's the new guy coming in after....Keisha's....."replacement".....and he's pretty cool. Totally whitebread, slathered with Mayonnaise. Notice how I didn't say Miracle Whip cause that implies that you have some kind of soul in you (I'm sure he has a soul, I just meant, "soul") and this kid is practically devoid. At least from what I can see. He's a 24 year old federal contractor (I mean who does that with their life? Like, was that his ambition?) and tall as hell. Good lord. But he's pretty cool. I don't have much to say about this as of yet.
and finally,
Jevon. This dude came to my house last night after I had been talking with him over on the computer for awhile and I must make a confession. While he and I share the same passion for feet, I don't really get into black dudes like that mostly because I'm not all that comfortable with them. So I didn't really invite him sooner because I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to even do anything with him, but yesterday I was ridiculously horny and I didn't have anyone else to call, so I said, "what the hell," and invited him and he came. There's a good and bad side to this. Good: 1. He actually was kinda cute. 35, light skin, with a bald head and a mustache (that's a negative) and he had beautiful feet. Truly. 2. He was actually pretty cool. He had a good demeanor and he seemed like a chill dude. Which leads me to the...Bad: 1. He seemed like he was only into barefeet. There was a particular REASON I had asked him to come in his New Balances and the white socks with grey heels. Did I get to even touch them? No. He just came over and was like, yeah so let me get naked. 2. That's literally all he came to do. Get Naked. I don't play that game. I never have. It's not my style to have a guy come to my house, bust a nut, then leave. I'm not a free whore. Nor is my house a discount brothel. So yeah I didn't like that part. I don't think I'll be inviting him back either. Even though he was cool.
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