Oh my lord. Well make this quick. I met Frank on Friday and [drumroll please] he's really cute and really funny and really everything. We left here and went and had a drink at this place that I can't pronounce because it didn't have English words on the window, or even German words for that matter. But Chinese characters, I think (sorry Stephanie). And I sipped on a BIG ASS screwdriver while we talked about everything. Then we went and he showed me the new castles of Stuttgart, and then the old castles of Stuttgart, and then we went to this hot ass place called L'Oasis with red lights and House music blasting. It was hot as hell! But in a good way. Then we went (after I ordered a Sex on the Beach which was more Sex than Beach) with me being really tipsy and all back to Frank's car where he drove me back home and we looked at his ex-boyfriend online, and then I started to give him a massage which ended up with me sucking his toes and him giving me the most amazing head I've had yet. So yeah all in all it was a bomb night.
So now, Frank and I have this relationship that closely resembles a romantic friendship, but I don't know what to call it. But in the other news, Jessica atomic bombs me this evening with her news that she was diagnosed with Genital Herpes for good. I can't believe that shit. That's like so major for me. I can't believe it. It's like something that's gonna hit me sometime next week. But honestly I can't say that I'm completely surprised at this development. She's been running around with a bunch of random guys and she never gets them tested, and she tests herself very irregularly, so I can't be surprised when she says that nobody knew anything except for Ezell which is this guy that's she's ben fucking for a while now, and shame on him for not telling her. But according to her she doesn't know who she got it from either Walt or Ezell cause they're both positive for it. Which is a double negative in her case. I'm just happy she wasn't diagnosed with like HIV or something. That'd really be too much to handle. But we always joke about her being bulletproof. We're about to see just how bulletproof she really is. Cause she got shot tonight.
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