Another Divine Revelation Concerning the Art of the Bootycall....

Divine Revelation #5: Know Your Bootycall's Previous Schedule

V. This is a very important rule, and it's one that should be followed constantly to the letter. You need to know exactly what your bootycall is doing precisely before or after he/she meets you. If you fail to procure this vital information, you could be left with a severe repercussion resulting in your genitalia turning a slight shade of blue or leaking extremities which is an embarrassing situation in either way. There is nothing worse than inviting your bootycall to enjoy the pleasure of their company until you come to the realization that they have a more important function in which to attend or was lacking sleep from your call, which results in poor sexual stimulation and performance. Always keep your schedule and theirs in your mental roledex.